Quote from Dick in Ab-dick-ted
Roy: You're going to think I'm crazy, but I was once abducted by an alien spacecraft. Mary: [groans] Dick: Excuse us. [the Solomons all get up and huddle in a corner of the room] Mary: You promised you wouldn't talk about that. Roy: No, I promised I wouldn't talk about your chin implant. Dick: No, no, no! We're not killing anyone. [the Solomons all sit down again] Spacecraft, you say?