Dick: Mrs. Dubcek, have you ever been involved in funeral arrangements?
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, not for myself, for my second husband. Lovely funeral, very nice. Hmm.
Dick: Well, I- I've been working on this eulogy. What was his like?
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, it was an outdoor service. And then this woman came along, asking for directions because she was lost and she couldn't find her way home. And we were so touched, that we just forgot about Carl's eulogy and just planted him.
Dick: So I- I just need to find some babbling eccentric to create a diversion. What are you doing on Saturday?
Mrs. Dubcek: You're just lucky you're so damnedably handsome.