Dick: How can we honor the memory of a man like Leonard Hanlin? Well... he was governed by the laws of physics, as are all living things. It is a scientific fact that hearts and clocks slow down as they approach the speed of light, the point at which matter is converted into energy. Dr. Hanlin's heart approached that speed on Friday evening, at 7:57 according to the coroner, converting his matter into energy, into pure white light. Though he is no longer with us, he is all around us. [goes to sit down]
Father: Thank you.
Mary: That was absolutely beautiful.
Tommy: Matter to energy?
Sally: Could you have been more trite?
Harry: Why didn't you just phone it in?