Tommy: Now they've changed phys ed to health class, and I have to memorize 287 different body parts.
Dick: You have an owner's manual?
Tommy: Well, um, here's a picture of all the different organs in our abdominal cavity. [all groan]
Sally: Oh, my god!
Harry: You know, I read someplace that you can stretch a man's nerve endings from New York to San Francisco, but he would die.