Sally: Look, here's a section on virginity and abstinence. I haven't experienced sex yet, so I guess that makes me a virgin.
Dick: Congratulations.
Sally: Thanks. It feels kind of weird, you know. I mean, I'm proud of it, but I'm also a little embarrassed. Is there anything that men have that they're both proud and ashamed of at the same time?
Dick: No.
Harry: Drawing a blank.
Tommy: No, no.