Dick: Hello, Mary.
Mary: Oh, hello, Dick.
Dick: I'd ask you to sit down but I'm meeting someone.
Mary: [whispers] So am I.
[Mary looks over and sees Dick pinning a white carnation to his shirt]
Mary: Oh, no!
Dick: Oh, no! [both scream] Oh, Mary, what are you doing answering a personal ad? Don't you know that only twisted weirdoes place those things?
Mary: Well, I do now!
Mary: Okay. Here's the deal: we speak of this to no one!
Dick: I don't even want to speak of this to you! [both groan]