Sally: Oh, good news, Dick. Your ad is getting responses.
Dick: Ooh. How- How many?
Sally: 5, but 3 of them were hangups. Okay. Um, "Successful, self-made businesswoman. Enjoys classical music, long walks, and the arts."
Dick: Oh, I love the arts!
Sally: "Passions include karate and revenge."
Dick: Yes! No.
Sally: That's a red flag. Okay, the second one is, "Your words opened my heart. "If you want to hear more, meet me at Johnny Foam's tonight at 8:00. I'll be wearing a white carnation. You wear one, too. Must have job."
Dick: I have a job. Oh, this is incredible! What a spectacular story this will make for our grandchildren!