Quote from Dick in Moby Dick
Dick: You wouldn't believe how delicious this grapefruit is. Mary: Mmm. Dick: Would either of you like a taste? Mary: No, thanks. Nina: That's all right. Dick: Can I taste yours? Mary: You know, Dick, if you're too weak to be in the same room with pizza , Nina and I can go in her office. Dick: Oh, no, no, no. That- That's not necessary. I'll give you a whole grapefruit for just one pepperoni! Mary: Let's go. Dick: No! Uh... uh... How about two? Two delicious grapefruits! And my watch!