Janet: Oh, it's our first home. I love it! Where's our bedroom?
Dick: Oh, no, no, uh, that won't be necessary.
Janet: No! I want to be the best wife ever.
Dick: Well, uh, good luck to you. Bye, now.
Janet: No, don't fight it, sweetie. Let me love you. Where's our boudoir?
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, well, uh... uh... long story short, we don't have one.
Janet: Ok, then. [pulls Dick down to the floor]
Dick: Whoa! Uh! Oh! Oh! Ok! That was fun, and you were good. I was amazing. We're done. Now go enjoy a sandwich.
Janet: Ok, then!
Harry: [to Dick] Spank me.