Dick: I'd like to thank you all for being gracious enough to come witness this magical moment.
Caryn: This is so beautiful, it's- [sobs]
Mary: Just let the rat go, it's cold out here.
Dick: It's a chipmunk. Call it what it is, damn it. Three days ago, at exactly 6:38 P.M., two lives were forever changed. But in the aftermath of that violent collision, a flower of hope blossomed and that hope ignited a flame of inspiration which fueled a desire that inspired a dream-
Tommy: Okay, we get it.
Mary: Oh, for god's sakes!
Dick: Chippy, your sacrifice was truly a gift. You opened my eyes to a whole new way of life. And now I give the gift of life back to you. Good bye, my friend. Suddenly this planet doesn't seem quite so cruel, after all. [bird squaws] Oh, look! Look at that beautiful majestic bird. Hey! Hey! You leave him alone! Hey, run! Chippy, run! You, get away from him, you winged beast! [throws rock]
Tommy: Oh, nice arm, Dick.
Dick: Oh, my god, what have I done?
Harry: I think you just killed that "endangered peregrine falcon."