Quote from Mrs. Dubcek in Same Old Song and Dick
Dick: What is it with this planet? Nothing ever stays fixed. Everything is in a constant state of decay. It's this damn gravity. It brings everything down! Got to get the magic back! But how?! I need some guidance, some mentor. Someone who can teach me the fine art of romance. But who? Who?! Mrs. Dubcek: [enters] Hi, hi, hi. Do you have anything for rope burns?