Tommy: Dick, can I talk to you for a second?
Dick: What is it?
Tommy: Well, I met this woman that I really like, and I think she likes me, but she's a little older. 31.
Dick: Tommy, do you really think a woman of that age would be interested in you?
Tommy: Sure.
Dick: Wow! Good job. What's your first move?
Tommy: I don't know. I want to take her someplace special, but-
Sally: Excuse me. What about August?
Tommy: Oh, she'll understand. She's a good kid.
Sally: You know, there's a word for what you're doing here.
Dick: Oh, right. It's called trading up.