Nina: This letter just came for you. It's from Dr. Hanlin.
Dick: "Dear Dr. Solomon, if you are reading this, it means that I am dead. As one honest man to another, it is my dying wish that you deliver an honest eulogy without any embellishment or flattering crap." An honest eulogy, I can do that.
Mary: No, you can't. An honest eulogy for that man would be insulting.
Dick: Well, I'll just have to find something to say about him that's both honest and uplifting.
Nina: Ooh. Oh, how about "we love him more today than yesterday"?