Quote from Dick in Dick, Smoker
Dick: After all, I got locked in a stairwell for three days just because I needed a cigarette. Sally: Yeah, that was stupid. Dick: Yes, it was. Sally: Really stupid. [chuckles] Dick: Point taken. Tommy: I mean, didn't you even think to check the door first? Harry: You'd expect a bonehead move like that from me, but you? Dick: Okay, a bonehead is where I draw the line. Sally: Excuse us. Dick: After all, I am the High Commander.