Quote from Dick in Dick Soup for the Soul
Dick: Your turn. Mary: I forgive my mother for making a mess of my childhood. Dick: Ah. But you're still mad, I can tell. It's Dick 1, Mary zero. Mary: Dick, this is not a competition. Dick: That's because you're losing. Okay. It's my turn. I forgive you, Mary, for those 5 pounds you put on last Christmas. Mary: Dick! Dick: No, no. It's done.