Chaz Montana: On a lighter note, the fairgrounds welcomed Big Bessie, a Guernsey from Toledo who captured the blue ribbon tipping the scales at 1,200 pounds.
Sally: Ooh!
Chaz Montana: That is one fat cow.
Sally: But not as fat as the one grazing at your apartment, right, Chaz?
Chaz Montana: I- I never said my mom was fat. [laughs] Playful minx!