Mary: What are you doing here? Why do you refuse to respect my wishes?
Dick: Mary, prepare yourself for an evening of passion, romance, and dried beef as tender as the night.
Mary: I have plans. I'm going to the movies with Nina.
Dick: Tell her we'll bring her along and then we'll "accidentally" forget to pick her up.
Mary: Yeah, okay, just give me a minute. I just want to check my door. Tell me if it makes a loud bang. [door slams]
Dick: [sing-song] It does!