Sally: I'm not just quitting. I'm also checking in.
Tommy: No, you can't do that. But then you're leaving me with the whole workload. What about the other guests?
Sally: I'd like some juice, please.
Harry: Oh, two.
Tommy: I'm not serving you people juice.
Sally: Dear Crown Travel Guide...
Tommy: I don't give a rat's ass what the Crown Travel Guide says. I want juice. I want a pedicure. I want a lap dance at Harry's bachelor party! No, I quit!