Adult Dean: I still hadn't figured out what Wendy's issue was with my sister. Kim was great at her job, but I figured it had something to do with Kim being from the original mother race and Wendy being jealous because her loins weren't the birthplace of civilization. I mean, that's what I got from those Black Panther pamphlets in Kim's room, anyway.

Bill: Albert.
Kwame: [sighs] Uh, I prefer Kwame, sir.
Bill: I bet you do. But that's not what your mama named you.
Kwame: Uh, well, we were on our way out, so, uh...
Bill: I parked behind you in the driveway, so we might as well sit a spell and catch up.
Kwame: Oh.
Bill: How's that revolution coming? Y'all on schedule?
Kim: Ugh.

Lillian: Yeah, your book report is very good, Dean. You really explained the themes of Call of the Wild very well, but you had several misspelled words. Now, honey, if you can't spell something, you gotta look it up.
Dean: How would I know if I spelled a word wrong if nobody tells me? One day, I'm gonna create something that automatically checks your spelling for you.
Lillian: Oh, baby. Lazy has already been invented. [laughs]
Adult Dean: And that's why I don't have a yacht today.