Dean Quote #113
Quote from Dean in Jobs and Hangouts
Kim: I'll see y'all later.
Lillian: Yeah, and we will get ready to leave as soon as Dean cleans up those last three Cheerios up under the hutch.
Adult Dean: Not only did my mom have eyes in the back of her head, apparently she had X-ray vision, too.
Dean: But I was going to Norman's.
Bill: We're going to Kim's diner. After you take a bath. You smell like the outside.
Dean: But all the guys are counting on me. I'm supposed to bring them the cherry bomb and the rope.
Lillian: The what?
Dean: Yeah. Never mind. [chuckles] Well, that last Cheerio was picked up, and, uh, I'm gonna go get in the bathtub. [chuckles]
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‘Jobs and Hangouts’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: I still hadn't figured out what Wendy's issue was with my sister. Kim was great at her job, but I figured it had something to do with Kim being from the original mother race and Wendy being jealous because her loins weren't the birthplace of civilization. I mean, that's what I got from those Black Panther pamphlets in Kim's room, anyway.
Quote from Dean
Lillian: Yeah, your book report is very good, Dean. You really explained the themes of Call of the Wild very well, but you had several misspelled words. Now, honey, if you can't spell something, you gotta look it up.
Dean: How would I know if I spelled a word wrong if nobody tells me? One day, I'm gonna create something that automatically checks your spelling for you.
Lillian: Oh, baby. Lazy has already been invented. [laughs]
Adult Dean: And that's why I don't have a yacht today.
Quote from Bill
Bill: Albert.
Kwame: [sighs] Uh, I prefer Kwame, sir.
Bill: I bet you do. But that's not what your mama named you.
Kwame: Uh, well, we were on our way out, so, uh...
Bill: I parked behind you in the driveway, so we might as well sit a spell and catch up.
Kwame: Oh.
Bill: How's that revolution coming? Y'all on schedule?
Kim: Ugh.