Adult Dean Quote #109

Quote from Adult Dean in Jobs and Hangouts

Lillian: I think it is so good that you wanted to come here and support your sister. And you were right about the milkshakes. Delicious. [chuckles] [glasses clink]
Adult Dean: Asking my mom to take me to the diner was a brilliant move. It made me look like a good brother, all while putting me in position to run into Kim's girlfriends again. Kim being heavy-handed on the whipped cream tap was just a happy accident.

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 ‘Jobs and Hangouts’ Quotes

Quote from Adult Dean

Adult Dean: I still hadn't figured out what Wendy's issue was with my sister. Kim was great at her job, but I figured it had something to do with Kim being from the original mother race and Wendy being jealous because her loins weren't the birthplace of civilization. I mean, that's what I got from those Black Panther pamphlets in Kim's room, anyway.

Quote from Dean

Lillian: Yeah, your book report is very good, Dean. You really explained the themes of Call of the Wild very well, but you had several misspelled words. Now, honey, if you can't spell something, you gotta look it up.
Dean: How would I know if I spelled a word wrong if nobody tells me? One day, I'm gonna create something that automatically checks your spelling for you.
Lillian: Oh, baby. Lazy has already been invented. [laughs]
Adult Dean: And that's why I don't have a yacht today.

Quote from Bill

Bill: Albert.
Kwame: [sighs] Uh, I prefer Kwame, sir.
Bill: I bet you do. But that's not what your mama named you.
Kwame: Uh, well, we were on our way out, so, uh...
Bill: I parked behind you in the driveway, so we might as well sit a spell and catch up.
Kwame: Oh.
Bill: How's that revolution coming? Y'all on schedule?
Kim: Ugh.