Lillian: Well, just make sure that she treats you right, too.
Dean: What do you mean?
Lillian: Well, I noticed that you do a lot of things that she likes to do, but not a lot of things that you like to do.
Dean: That's not true.
Lillian: So you like The Lawrence Welk Show?
Dean: Yeah. I... like the bubbles.
Lillian: Mm-hmm. My point is, Dean, you don't have to change who you are to make a girl like you.
Bill: Well, I changed for you. You made me get rid of my conk.
Lillian: And you're welcome for that. But Dean is perfect the way he is.
Dean: Thanks, Mom. I get it. I won't let her boss me around.
Lillian: Okay, baby. And I'll make sure to have that brown suit pressed and ready for the Bar Mitzvah.
Dean: Oh, Charlene wants me to wear black.
Lillian: Oh, Lord.