Adult Dean: Thanks to my dad's quick thinking and a $5 bill he slipped to the maître d', that was the night we all got our Music Appreciation badges.
Coach Long: Who's ready for another round?
All: Me!
Adult Dean: It was also the night we ordered our first drinks from a bar.
[Hampton's head drops to the table]
Adult Dean: There's no alcohol in a Roy Rogers, but we didn't know that. We were convinced we were wasted. Maybe it was all that cigarette smoke. [cheers and applause] Or maybe it was because none of us had BM'd in two days.