Jennifer: Hello. And who might you be?
Dean: Uh, I'm Dean Williams.
Jennifer: Oh, Mrs. Williams' son.
Sheryl: Dean Williams.
Jennifer: And what do you got there? [Dean holds the cupcakes] Why don't you put them over here on the table?
Dean: Excuse me.
Jennifer: Oh! Such nice manners!
Adult Dean: [sighs] Not to brag, but this was normal. White women loved me.
[fantasy montage:]
Mrs. Anderson: [gasps] Oh! You speak so well!
Lunch Lady: You're so well-mannered.
White Mother: You're so not going to rape my daughter.