Bill: Well, I'm so sorry again. Thanks for letting me know. Don't worry. This boy gonna get a good talking to.
Principal Cartwright: You know, I had to call because the school has a very clear policy on this, but, uh, boys will be boys. And, uh, this is the good stuff. You usually have to go to a liquor store to find these.
Adult Dean: That response is to be expected in a decade when "mechanic" was a viable career path to junior high principal.
Dean: There was one more.
[After Bill turns back to look at him, Principal Cartwright removes another magazine from his desk drawer and hands it to Bill]