Adult Dean: Oh, no. I caught my parents looking at porn. If this was the Old Testament, we'd all be stoned.
Lillian: Dean?
Bill: What are you doing?
Dean: Uh... just staying out of grown folks' business.
Lillian: Well, come on down here and look at how handsome your father looked on our wedding day.
Bill: I better have. That suit cost half a Buick.