Ryan Quote #160
Quote from Ryan in Special Project
Ryan: You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor, you need one of us there.
Andy: Or both?
Ryan: Not both. Just one, me. Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. Again, youth knowledge. That's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team... or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks.
The Office Quotes
‘Special Project’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: The Shrutes have a word for when everything comes together in a man's life perfectly: Perfectinschlag. Hmm. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate, I am assembling a competent team, I am likely a father, I am so deep inside of perfectinschlag right now. And just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus" which I don't mean.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Very impressive. He put a lot of work into that.
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm-hm. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. All show, no meat.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Alright, look. I gotta keep this office functioning somehow. So, I have put together a list. Here's your team: Darryl and Phyllis you can have, but you're also taking Kathy, Kelly and Kevin.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh God.
Andy: You have your team.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Kevin? Kelly? Kathy? Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. And now I no longer own an arctic wolf.