Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed
Michael Scott: How did this happen, how did I get this? Dwight K. Schrute: Sometimes it can lie dormant in a woman for years. They may not even know they have it. Michael Scott: You know what, I feel like one of those old-timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Girl in every port. Dwight K. Schrute: What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por... Michael Scott: Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.