Quote from Michael Scott in Secret Santa
Michael Scott: It's insane! A woman Santa? Where does it stop? No! Jim, this may be the last Christmas that we have here. Doesn't it make you a tiny bit anxious, me not playing Santa? Come on! Jim: I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis that she can't be Santa. Michael Scott: Fine! Then do it anonymously. Ransom note style. You can- I- You know what, I have a bunch of letters cut out of magazines in my desk. You can use those.