Michael Scott: Thank you very much. Thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... Get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought- [choking up, clears throat again] Sorry, I think I have a frog in my throat. Um. I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people. Um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. [Michael walks off stage, knocking the snare drum over as he goes.]