Michael Scott: You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.
Toby: I didn't put Caprese Salad in my drawer, Michael. Did you?
Michael Scott: Since when is it illegal to put Caprese Salad anywhere?
Toby: You know, but the police could have been out there, catching real criminals, instead of here, searching my stuff.
Michael Scott: Are you kidding me? That's what you're worried about? You're worried about the cop's time. You think I framed you, and you're worried about the taxpayer? God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.