Michael Scott: Okay, everybody, shh! Listen up. Earlier today, Stanley sassed me. And Toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him. They did not work, obviously, because they were stupid. So I am now going to fake fire him.
Pam: What does that mean?
Michael Scott: It's like a mock execution.
Jim: That's not a good idea.
Michael Scott: Yes, it is a good idea. It's the only possible solution I have left.
Toby: Well, you can actually fire him.
Michael Scott: No. Okay? I've had enough of you.