Quote from Bob in Back to School
Frankie: [v.o.] Well, the school year was off to an awesome start. The kids were late for class and I was late for work. Luckily, I had Bob to cover for me. Mr. Ehlert: Bob. Where the hell's Frances? Bob: I don't know. I don't know. Oh, Frankie. Sorry. I let you down. Punish me, Mr. Ehlert. Whatever you're gonna do to her, do to me. Unless you were making her work the weekend of the Persimmon Festival. I'm manning a booth. Mr. Ehlert: You've never manned anything.