Axl: I told you, that's not how you get a job.
Mike: There wasn't anything else in the paper.
Axl: Paper. [laughs] Oh, that's hilarious. You know how I got my last job? My friend on Facebook friended this other dude who IM'd me saying: "Hey, you want this stupid job at Barnacles?" I'm like, "Yeah, whatever." He's like, "Cool." And I'm like, "Sweet."
Mike: I can stop worrying about America now.
Axl: That's how it's done, Dad. You gotta get online.