Tahani Quote #98
Quote from Tahani in The Burrito
Manisha Al-Jamil: It's nice to see you, Tahani. Apparently, wherever you've been, they've been keeping you well-fed.
Tahani: You know, I've actually risked quite a lot to be in this room right now, so if you could just not be cruel for maybe 30 seconds, that would be lovely.
Waqas Al-Jamil: Apologies, it's been a while since we've seen you. We have so much to tell you about your sister.
Manisha Al-Jamil: We've just heard the most wonderful news. Kamilah dedicated her last album to you.
Waqas Al-Jamil: Really? Well, she dedicated it to her fans and you're one of her fans.
Tahani: The whole point of this afterlife test is that everyone in these rooms is supposed to be talking about me. And yet, even in this scenario, you are still talking about Kamilah. Which is exactly the point. I was never going to be enough for you. Never going to earn your respect. You know, I've done things that you would never have approved of. I died, dressed as someone in the service industry, I shagged a Floridian, I even ate a Cheeto. [they gasp] That's right. Chewing it was deafening. And it's the happiest I have ever been.
Manisha Al-Jamil: Don't get upset, dear. You barely fit in that dress, and I'm afraid you're going to hulk out, as it were.
Tahani: Okay. I'm sorry we didn't have a better relationship. And I wish you both the best.
The Good Place Quotes
‘The Burrito’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Shawn: So, just to be clear, you actually rebooted them over 800 times, and all of these reports of their torture are completely fake?
Michael: Yes, but frankly, this is on you. A lot of those details I just took directly from Stephen King novels and episodes of Pretty Little Liars.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Your honor, please hear our case. You frankly wouldn't believe what we've been through just to be here today.
Judge: I mean, I would, because I just learned everything about you, but keep talking. I am, like, obsessed with your accent.
Tahani: We have made so much progress and all we ask is an audience with you to prove it. Is that not your very purpose... to weigh in on matters such as ours? To paraphrase a song written by my godfather... "Hey, judge. Don't make it bad. Take a sad group and make us better."
Quote from Michael
Shawn: How could you betray your own kind like this? Who taught you how to turn a human inside out by reaching down their throat and grabbing their butt from the inside?
Michael: You did.
Shawn: You got that right, sister. And this is how you repay me.
Michael: Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends... Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.