Tahani Quote #60
Quote from Tahani in Team Cockroach
Tahani: I died in Cleveland?
Michael: I don't think that should be your biggest takeaway from that story.
Tahani: Is that really all I cared about? Just outshining my sister and gaining praise and acclaim? I mean, I did gain praise and acclaim. You know, I dare say on some occasions, more praise and acclaim than my sister, Kamilah, so... Oh. Oh, I see. Oh, God. [sobs]
Michael: Oh, come on, now. It's not all bad. Imagine you're me and you're designing a torture chamber for people who think that they belong in the Good Place. I mean, you were perfect.
Tahani: Well, I've always wanted to be perfect at something... I just never thought it would be the perfect stooge. I want to do it. I want to become the person I pretended to be. I agree with Chidi. We should team up with Michael and all try to build a better Tahani.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Team Cockroach’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: If you're not human, why do you look like us?
Michael: Everyone in the Bad Place Bureau of Human Affairs gets randomly assigned a human body so we can get the feel of how best to torture you. I gotta say, it took me a long time to get used to the hanging bits.
Eleanor: Gross.
Michael: Oh, get your mind out of the gutter, Eleanor. I was talking about my testicles.
Quote from Tahani
Chidi: Anyone have any ideas?
Tahani: You know, believe it or not, I actually found myself in a very similar situation a few years ago, except in that instance, Michael was Javier Bardem and the Bad Place was Vanessa Redgrave's panic room.
Eleanor: Okay, stop talking. Do not talk again for 100 hours.
Quote from Jason
Eleanor: What do we do?
Jason: We team up with Michael.
Eleanor: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why.
Jason: He has a bow tie.
Eleanor: Oh, no.
Jason: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and said he'd give me $600 if I put these weird turtles in my duffle bag and brought them to Daytona Beach. So I hotwired a swamp boat to Daytona and the guy paid me the $600. My point is, you always trust dudes in bow ties.
[Eleanor slaps the lollipop out of Jason's mouth]