Michael: We're uprooting the entire Bad Place system, and these architects are set in their ways. It's gonna take a lot of work, but the work is the fun part, guys. So no matter who long it takes, see it through and usher in a better, brighter future.
Phil: Screw this. I'm not working for a traitor. Phil out. That's my name, Phil.
Michael: Oh, Phil, hey. Come on, buddy. I personally chose you based on your innovative work in the Performative Wokeness department.
Phil: Wow. Way to mansplain my own department to me. And I'm triggered.