Tahani: This is so depressing. I'm being forced to throw a party that I know will fail.
Jason: That's why they're doing this. It's what you're best at. Just like I'm the best at getting empty water bottles to stay on the roof of a Pizza Hut.
Tahani: You know what? I am the best at planning parties. Vicky may be some demonic torturer from the netherworld, but does she have taste? Sophistication? An encyclopedic knowledge of traditional and avant-garde Belgian floral design?
Jason: Yes! She does. [off Tahani's look] No. She doesn't.