Tahani: Thank you all for participating in our focus group for Fake Eleanor. Think of this as an open forum for you to air any and all grievances that you may carry against her.
Jessica: I was flying on the second day, and when you caused the trash storm, I crashed into a rotting turkey carcass, and it exploded.
Tahani: Oh, dear.
Jessica: All this cartilage and bone got tangled up in my hair, and its skin was all over my skin. I didn't know where I ended and the turkey carcass began.
Eleanor: Well, if it makes you feel any better, your skin looks amazing.