Eleanor: I promised to help you, and I will, however I can. If you want to look at a million rocks like a psychopath, I'll be there. If you want to just lay here and cry in your hoodie, I'm cool with that. Honestly, I don't know how I can help you, 'cause I'm just a person and you're, like, this super magical Orville Redenbacher type guy who invented this entire universe, but I'll do my best. I'm right here.
Michael: Oh, my gosh. Of course. How did I not see it? Janet... I found the answer to the problem. Call a neighborhood meeting.
Janet: Should it be festive and casual or moribund and devastating?
Michael: Moribund and devastating, please.
Janet: Great!