Bertram Varmin: This game-changing experiment chose four humans and had them torture each other. It's already led to major breakthroughs in the future of our industry. Now, obviously, we couldn't get the actual four idiots as they're off being tortured, so we cooked up the next best thing. Want to meet them?
All: Yes!
Tahani: [animatronic figure] I'm Tahani Al-Jamil, a vainglorious attention seeker with enough jealousy to power Elon Musk's underwater mansion, which I've been to, by the way.
Tahani: I have, actually. It's remarkable.
Tahani: [animatronic figure] It's remarkable!