Chidi: "Excellent progress this week. Tahani devastated by party mishap. Eleanor continues to be a selfish monster creating burden for Chidi."
Eleanor: "Selfish monster?" I brought you back from the brink of an existential coma, dude.
Michael: No, no. I have to embellish your misery on these fake torture reports so that my boss doesn't get suspicious. But really... [sighs] I am grateful you pulled me out of my funk.
Chidi: Well, now that you've become acquainted with existential crises, I thought we could read "Death" by philosopher Todd May.
Eleanor: Sounds like the perfect beach read. Should we wait for Tahani and Jason? Where are those goofballs?