Quote from Michael in Team Cockroach
Eleanor: You wanna team up? You've been torturing us and lying about it. Michael: Let's not get all caught up on who lied to who or which one of us created an entire fake reality in order to cause eternal misery for the others. That's ancient history. Chidi: It was happening until 20 seconds ago. Michael: The point is that... [everyone steps back as Michael steps forward] circumstances have changed. And now, all of us teaming up is our best option. Jason: I love being on teams. Oh, we need a team name. Um... the Bobcats. Michael: Great. Eleanor: Slow down, ding dong. He wouldn't offer us a deal for no reason. He needs us. Why? Michael: Because, as you said, you keep beating me. Look, I built this neighborhood as a way to torture the four of you... psychologically... for thousands of years. And you keep figuring it out and taking all the fun out of it. Chidi: Fun?