Michael: [recording] I mean, why even bother at this point? I'm obviously never gonna get it right. "I'm Eleanor. I'm so smart. I'm actually in the Bad Place." Blah, blah, blah, blah. Shawn still thinks I'm on version two. I just keep lying to him, and it's really bad, but I... I mean, I have to keep trying. I'm in too deep. And I'm really fat right now. I'm stress-eating, and I'm gaining weight in my thighs. I mean, look at that. [gibbering] Oh.
Eleanor: So sorry. Who are you? And where am I?
Michael: It doesn't matter. This one doesn't even count.