Sophia: Wait a second. Why are you asking me questions about our family? Uh-oh. I'm gonna die. You talked to my doctor. I'm gonna die.
Dorothy: Ma, the doctor says you're healthy as a horse. Well, actually, the doctor in our pre-paid health plan says you're healthy as a camel. I assume in his country it's the same as a horse.
Sophia: You know, Dorothy, for an extra $5, we can get a doctor who sees patients one at a time.