Blanche: Can you believe it? Two women competing like that, and there's not even a man at stake.
Sophia: In Sicily, women compete for everything. The most famous example is the Great String-Cheese War of '47. But why should I bore you with that? You all have college credits. You took history.
Blanche: Sophia, have you been out in the hot sun too long?
Sophia: It's a possibility. Is there wax running out of my ears?