Blanche: OK, Rose, here they are. Here are the bonds. Dorothy, I want to thank you for helping me buy $25,000 worth of peace of mind.
Rose: Oh, Blanche, thank you. I just got off the phone with the city fathers of St. Olaf, and it's been unanimously decided they are going to build a statue to Blanche Devereaux right in the middle of Mrs. Olsen Square.
Blanche: A statue. Oh, my. Is it going to be a big one?
Rose: Hey! St. Olaf license plates don't say "Big Statue Country" for nothing.
Blanche: Ooh! Well, all right, that does it. You're all my witnesses. [tears up the bonds]
Rose: Oh, speech! Speech!
Dorothy: Wait, wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If St. Olaf is flat broke, how are they going to pay for this statue?
Rose: Every penny comes out of the $500,000 Emergency Statue Fund.
Blanche: $500,000?
Rose: Oh, but you can't touch that fund unless it's a real statue emergency.