Sophia: Oh, boy. What a day.
Dorothy: What happened, Ma? Butch and Sundance steal your seat on the bus?
Sophia: I had a miserable day at work. That stupid manager docked me a half day's pay because I said hello to the customers.
Rose: You're not allowed to say hello?
Sophia: Not at Pecos Pete's Chow Wagon. You have to say howdy. As a matter of fact, you have to say, "Howdy, partner? How about a saddlebag of fries with that ranch house burger?" I don't know why it doesn't trip naturally off my tongue.
Rose: Sophia, they took half your day's pay just for that?
Sophia: This manager is a shark. He's buckin' for supervisor. He told Mildred and Edna they could only take ten-minute bathroom breaks.
Dorothy: Well, Ma, that's not unreasonable.
Sophia: Please! They're 85. It takes Mildred ten minutes to roll down her stockings.