Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my sister, Erica, and Geoff Schwartz had quite the love story. From friends to lovers to exes and lovers again, all culminating in an epic proposal. Finally, the wedding was here.
Erica: It's nice.
Geoff: Peaceful.
Erica: Are we in the right place?
Geoff: And to think I was worried your mom would do something crazy. I mean, the Harlem Globetrotters were at your brother's bar mitzvah. Curly Neal dribbled the entire service.
Erica: Well, I guess she finally heard us. People really can grow and change.
Beverly: Tech rehearsal starts now! We are two days out. I want to see sweaty bodies and high knees.
Erica: What's happening? Why do we need a tech rehearsal?
Beverly: I just added a few flourishes to the ceremony. Wardrobe!
Erica: The wardrobe is my wedding dress.
Beverly: No, that's your fourth change, so go ahead and put on these processional outfits and let's do this.