Adult Adam: [v.o.] Principal Ball had tried to reduce my mom's role at school. Instead, he gave her unlimited power.
[montage:]
Beverly: Hands were intended for prayer, not pockets.
Beverly: Short pantaloons must be one egg above the knee. Go change.
Beverly: Friend Dave Kim, might I suggest an activity better for your body and character, such as a game of Toad in the Middle, Buttons, Buttons, Buttons, or Please, Mr. Crocodile?
Dave Kim: Those all seem really dated.
Beverly: Well, look who thinks he's better than a boy who lived in 1675. [bell rings] Get thee to class!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, my mom was drunk with Quaker Warden power.